First Attack...

It happened...

My first near death experience here in Africa, hadn't expected it to come so soon...

I walked into the bathroom, minding my own business, just wanting to take a shower like any other innocent human, when I saw it... came right in the window... an AFRICAN KILLER BEE!!!!!!!!!!!

It had the fangs of the Cullen family, a stinger like a machete, the swiftness of Muhammed Ali, and a look in its eye that could strike terror in even the grimiest of hillbillies.

I was fast, but it was faster. Barely escaping death Jorg came and brilliantly let the bee out the window. PHEW.

But wait! Then... the monster tried to enter through the backdoor, but his attempt was immediately denied by Jorg, AND THEN... the demon bee flew over the house and tried to come in the front door, making his greatest mistake of getting stuck in the curtains. As his pleaded for his life Jorg showed no mercy and after about 10 smashes using not only his hands, but ping pong paddles as well, the killer bee had finally met his maker.

It wasn't actually a killer bee, but you can never bee too careful. 

This is a dangerous place my friends.