Important Notice
Lock your doors, guard your children, and hide your small animals for there is a BEAST that walks among us! This is not to be taken lightly, it is out there and it is hungry!!
It acts as a normal human might..
Likes pretty girls (takes a particular liking to the name Tinet).
Is classic in social settings...
Even can be shy and innocent at times...
But just when you begin to trust him and laugh at his witty remarks
and you turn away for a second...
HE ATTACKS!!!
Scientists are unsure of where exactly the "Gingah Ninja" (as the locals call him due to his swift transformation from the every day South African chap to the gnarley ferocious beast shown above ) has come from. They believe that he is a direct descendant of the Carrot Topus species shown below.
Carrot Topus
If spotted please alert authorities as a beast this dangerous requires immediate euthanization.
Thank you and good luck.
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