Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Erindi Game Reserve

Erindi Game Reserve

About 2 hours outside of Windhoek, and 1 hour from Okahandja, lies a gorgeous private game reserve complete with leopard, wild dogs, a troop of elephants, buck galore, and more! With 79,000 ha of land our trip to Erindi was the closest thing I've ever done to staying in the bush. 



The accommodation at Erindi is called the Old Traders Lodge. The rooms are set up in semi-detached buildings all situated around a man-made watering hole. The watering hole is lit-up at night so we could see all sorts of wildlife all throughout the night from the comfort of our bed. While located in the wilderness we didn't exactly have to live like bushmen. The room had all the modern comforts of home, complete with air conditioning, mini-bar, and over sized bath. 



The dining facility at Old Traders was absolutely exquisite! Each meal was buffet style and delicious. As a semi-vegetarian/picky eater I was a little bit worried, but there were more than enough options for me. Although the food was fabulous, the best feature of the restaurant was its location overlooking an enormous and popular watering hole. Hippos and crocodiles are the most common sight at the watering hole during the day, but at night everything came out to play! Elephants and buck took over the watering hole and put on quite a show. We watched the elephants play in the water for hours. So beautiful. 


Of course I also have to talk about the game drive! Included with our stay were two 3-hour game drives, one at night and one in the morning. We attended the evening game drive and more or less slept straight through the one in the morning, oops! The guide took us out onto the property, leaving the road behind and drove right through the bush. We saw so many furry friends, unfortunately no leopard though. I swear I will see all five of the Big 5 if it is the last thing I do! We were lucky enough to see a pair of brother lions first thing on our drive. 

I still can't believe how close we were to them! Amazing! We also saw our fair share of buck, and giraffe, and we caught a quick glimpse of the endangered Black Rhino! We stopped out on our drive for a lovely sundowner.


On our return to the Game Lodge we came across our lion brothers once again, but it was a bit more unnerving to come across them in the darkess. I was sitting in the front of the truck and I literally could have reached over and touched them. Our guide however was as cool as a cucumber. 


I was so sad come time to leave, I honestly could have done 2 weeks there, but my wallet does not permit such frivolous things. It cost R1400 per night, per person. This seems like quite a fair amount of money, but once you break everything down it really is not so much.

-Beautiful accommodation
-3 meals + tea & cake
-Sundowner
-2 game drives.

Also when converted into dollars it is about $175 per person per night. You will pay more to stay at a 2 star Howard Johnson's 45 minutes outside of New York City. I would say that it was worth the cost, but seeing as it was a birthday present for me I won't say anything. :)

All in all I give our stay at Erindi a 5 out of 5. Everything was just wonderful. A teeny tiny problem for me personally was the amount of bugs because I'm slightly terrified of them, but even with the creepy crawlies I had a 5 star time at Erindi!

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Guide To Surviving Your Namibian Road Trip

Hello Everyone!

I am back now from my week long holiday in Namibia and what a trip it was. There are far too many things to put into one blog post so I've decided to divide my trip into a few different posts for your enjoyment. As you can see my first post will be my...

Guide to Surviving Your Namibian Road Trip




The roads in Namibia are no joke. While here in South Africa we do have the random baboon crossing and seemingly suicidal taxi drivers Namibia has many other things to worry about while driving.

Tip #1 - Know the law
                In Namibia there is a police facilitated road block about 70km outside of every city. They are quite purposeful in helping police forces catch smugglers and poachers because there is basically only one main road in all of Namibia, but they are an extreme hassle for the average holiday-ing foreigner. You must educate yourself on the various motor laws in Namibia, and on the fines attached to disobeying them, because Namibian police do not have any mercy, and in some cases fabricate fines.
               Real life example - We thought only the front seat passengers needed to be wearing seatbelts, but in reality the actual law is that all passengers need to be wearing seatbelts.
Us- " Good morning officer"
Officer- "Why aren't you 3 wearing seatbelts? That is $3,000 spot-fine for each"
Luckily we were able to talk our way out of this, but after actually researching the fine it is lawfully only supposed to be $300 per person. Many Namibians said that since it is now the Christmas season many officers are increasing their "spot-fines" (a fine you must pay in cash on the spot).
We inquired at the border what we need to lawfully drive in Namibia, and were told we only need our road tax papers... but here is a list of the things you actually DO need in order to avoid a fine.
-Road tax paperwork
-License sticker
-ZA sticker (if from South Africa, there is a $500 fine for not having)
 The police in Namibia are not friendly, so do not toy with them. They are strictly business.

Tip #2-Do not drive alone if you can help it
             I have never been a strong night-driver, but I could never make the drive alone in Namibia. 98% of the road does not have street lamps, and you literally drive in a basic straight line for hundreds of kilometers. It is so easy to nod-off on these roads due to their lack of lighting and towns, and extremely repetitive scenery.

While at most times there might not be any other drivers on the road, you must still be completely aware. Buck, rabbits, warthogs, and the random road-side horse are all along the side of the road and of course run in front of your car at the most convenient time. It is best to have a co-pilot to switch driving shifts with.

Tip #3- Always have a spare tire
                At some points along our trip the roads were unbelievably terrible. Enormous pot holes, large stones from road works, and huge drop-offs on the side of the road. Many of the roads are gravel as well, which does not make for an easy trip. Make sure to bring a spare tire because I can't think of anything worse that being stuck in the dark on the side of the road in Namibia. It is not safe, and there is hardly any cell phone service.  

The best place I've found for information on traveling in Namibia is the AA, so go online or give them a call before you even think about crossing the border in to Namibia.

Namibian roads = hectic.

Saturday, December 3, 2011

Road Trip!

Tomorrow is the big day, road trip to Namibia!!

I'm so excited, seeing as I have never seen a desert in my life it should prove to be quite an exciting trip because as most of you know it doesn't take much to 'wow' me. Rather than it being a blonde thing we can just call it "Innocent Child Trapped in Adult Syndrome".

For my less-than-knowledgable American compadres here is a map of where Namibia is (save you the trouble of googling it :)  ) Namibia is the orange one :). Don't worry American friends, I know I sure as heck wasn't taught African geography in elementary school, only about Egypt haha.

So we drive up and up the coast in to the orange (and hopefully the border patrol folks let me by without any difficulty). It'll be a nice week of fun and animals wooo! I'll be sure to take plenty of pictures along the way (yea right like you thought I wouldn't, please).

So excited!!! :) :)

Monday, November 28, 2011

Gobble Gobble

Happy Thanksgiving!!!

While I missed the American version of our beloved holiday, I was able to show South Africa a bit of what Thanksgiving is all about. Unfortunately I couldn't give them the entire four holidays of that make up Thanksgiving...

1. Drink Your Face Off Wednesday
2. Eat Your Face Off Thanksgiving Thursday
3. Wake-up-early & Shop Your Face Off Black Friday
4. Click-around-aimlessly-on-the-internet & put-yourself-further-into-debt-by-buying-things-for-yourself-when-you-should-be-buying-for-other-people & Shop Your Face Off Again Cyber Monday

But they were thankful (chuckle chuckle) to have the most important day out of the four.

With a little help from Google and my Mom, Chef Jorg prepared a scrum-diddly-umptous turkey for our Thanksgiving.
Winner Winner Turkey Dinner

It was a wonderful night, and for much of the party it was their first time eating turkey!! I made Grammie's stuffing, a Honey & Orange Sweet Potato dish, and a cheesecake :). I'm turning in to quite the little housewife, go me!

Happy Thanksgiving!
Off to Namibia this weekend... can't wait!!

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Audience & Announcement

I thought that you all might enjoy looking at the viewers I have from all over the world as much as I do. I love how random it is haha.


Now for the announcement...
Drumroll please...
Also I would like to inform everyone that this blondie has decided to stay abroad a bit longer and will be staying here until mid-March. Sigh! Gasp! Squeal! So I hope you're all ready and raring for a whole slew of blondie bits to come, especially with the Namibia trip in 2 weeks yeehaw!!

The Gym

Hello hello!

During my time in South Africa I have become another one of Virgin Active's minions (an overpaying minion by the way) and I thought that since I spend a fair portion of my time there that it deserved a shoutout on my blog. So here it is...




-The Gym-
A compare & contrast between your typical gym in America & gym in SA

 Guys
               Ring Ring! Oh sorry, excuse me, it's Billy Ray Cyrus and he wants his hairstyle back. 

A mullet, is a mullet, is a mullet. Unless! It's a stullet... a stylish mullet. Puts a new spin on the old school. Every other guy at the gym here has some form of a stullet, and some are just plain old mullets. A fair portion of them are also bleached, even better! 

Now that it is 'Movember' most of them actually look like this ^. Mm mm tasty.

Another difference is that in America most guys wear whatever they found on their bedroom floor... ex. a t-shirt, baggy shorts, maybe socks that match... you know... normal guy attire. In South Africa some of the guys look like they laid their outfit out the night before for the gym. Everything matches. Most of it looks ironed (?). Definitely a fashion show. 


Girls
          The girls at the gym are exactly the same as the ones in America... 3 types



They are exactly the same. It is still a mystery to me how one with long hair can 'work out' without tying it up. Must be some sort of bimbo magic. 


The sauna here is the same as well, always full of hotties...


More than anything, people at the gym here can talk. They talk while on the machines, talk while lifting, talk during yoga, talk at the smoothie place, talk whilst naked in the locker room, talk talk talk. 
"Hey do you want to go to the gym?" = "Hey do you want to go talk and work out a little?"

When I gym at home I do not talk to anyone. Even if you see someone you know, unless approached or you need to tell them something urgent, you give them a quick wave or a heyyyy and then go about your business. I'm sweaty and gross and hyperventilating on the treadmill, not a great time to chat. 

The last difference is actually putting a lock on your locker. At home I don't even own a lock to put on a locker, I just chuck my bag in with keys, phone, etc. etc. and off I go. Here, you have to lock your locker or else you stuff will get jacked yo. 

And that my loyal readers is my intelligent interpretation on gymming in SA vs. gymming in America.

Well... I'm off to gym. Ciao

Monday, November 14, 2011

What a wonderful birthday surprise!!!


So nice!!! Thank you ladies xoxoxo

Birthday Abroad!

H a p p y   B i r t h d a y  t o  M e :)


Hooray hooray what a birthday! 


Lucky me got to spend my big two three in Afreeeekah.

Since it was Ginjah Ninja's bday on 11/11/11 (oOoOo) we decided to have a combo party, its a bit more fun and cost-effective that way I'd say. We started the evening at Pancho's, un restaurante mexicano en Observatory. DELICIOSA. I rocked up with my crown on, naturally, and then the margarita pitchers started flowing! 


When ordering food, I got my typical burrito sin queso, sin frijoles, sin everything that basically makes a burrito, a burrito. Haha. She told me that I ordered the small... a small for who? Hagrid?? Mr. T?? Man vs. Food?? Seriously.


In honor of Movember and Mexican food I brought a few tashes for everyone to share.


After satisfying our stomachs with spicy food and super drinks we moved the party over to Tiger Tiger for some hip thrusting and head bobbing. The night was finished off with the hungry boys' quest for a 24-hour McDonald's, but apparently there are only 23.5 hour MickeyD's, and we just happened to hit that half hour where they close haha. 

11/11/11 = Great Success 

Now on to the best day of the year... November 12!! My birthday!!

Jorg's family treated me to a beautiful birthday lunch at the Del Aire wine farm in Franschoek. The farm itself was one of the most gorgeous places I have ever seen. 




What a wonderful birthday!!! Of course I miss my US family & friends so much, but this was the best birthday I could have ever asked for without them present! Thank you to everyone who made it so wonderful :)

Also, big thank you to my 3 Steini-guys for such an awesome birthday present... a night at Erindi in Namibia!!! Erindi... be jealous . I'm so excited!!! 2 three hour game drives! I'll have to make sure my camera is nice and charged for that trip. Safari Barbie is back! 

Me & Jorg hahahaha

:) Adios until next time!!

Friday, November 11, 2011

Did someone call a witch doctaaah!?

Gem of the day:
Found on the windshield...

So I know it is hard to see exactly what it says in the picture... so I've taken the time to type (word for word) it out so everyone can enjoy this little nugget of fun as much as I did...

"Just Say Yes to These problems & I will solve it. We will help you in just three days time & your treatment with us is Guaranteed
  1.  Do you need your lost lover back to you?
  2. Is your partner trying to divorce you?
  3. Do you want to be the master controller in your love?
  4. Does your penis take too long to erect after the first round?
  5. Do you have low sex man power?
  6. Do you want to make an abortion?
  7. Do you have a court case/bad debt?
  8. Do you have a friend or relative who has been denied bail in court?
  9. Do you have a child? 
  10. Do you want to win Lotto/Horses?
  11. Do you want to pass exams?
  12. Do you want to control your lover?
  13. Do you need to recover your lost property in 2 hrs time?
  14. Do you need accident protection against your car?
  15. Need to give a testimony on our new AIDS medicine?
  16. Do you need to remove stretch marks?
  17. Do you need to reduce your Vagina?
  18. Do you normally get bad dreams?
  19. Do you normally over bleed? (Periods)
NB! Consultation is R50.00"

 SO convenient! Right above Seven Eleven! SCORE!



I love Africa. 

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

6 Weeks & A Sunset

Hello world,

You'll all be happy to know that I have regained a piece of my broken heart and with the help of my credit card I purchased a new camera. While it won't replace the place my first love held in my heart, it will certainly help heal the wound.




Sigh. So this trip is winding down pretty quickly now. Six weeks to go and then its back to the states for me. Certainly not the same kind of adventure this time around, but still a good one. I've been able to spend more time with friends and living the life of an actual South African, rather than a Safari Barbie. However, I do miss the basically unlimited budget of my last trip (SIGH). I just have to fill these last 6 weeks with lots of good times and smiles and pictures of course... and perhaps a little trip up to Namibia hmmm.

I'll bid you all adieu with a beautiful sunset...
Goodnight <3

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Half Hearted Halloween

Siiiigh.

Again I fell victim to my naive-ness and believed that every other country over commercializes their holidays as much as we do in America, and alas, they do not.

Halloween. A holiday that brings about wonderful things like ABC Family's 13 nights of Halloween, reruns of Poltergeist and Hocus Pocus, and nasty candy corn, is not so prominent here in South Africa. Children don't dress up for school or run around the neighborhoods at night begging for candy then sit engorging themselves on Halloween nom nom until Christmas. My wonderful friend was able to find the ONE orange pumpkin in basically all of South Africa ( thank you Amy xx ). Granted, Halloween at home was covered in about 2 feet of snow, but STILL it was Halloween nonetheless.

But fear not my American amigos! I was able to dress up once for our beloved holiday (as Barbie woop woop!!). My South African friends threw a Halloween party that would make any American proud, complete with spider webs and alcoholic witch's brew.

Barbie & a super hot Nerd hahaha
Ms. Skelator and Frankie


One thing I found surprising about attending a Halloween party is that when invited to a "Halloween Party" in South Africa they don't automatically read that as "Dress Up Wearing As Little Clothes As Possible When Looking Like Some Sort Of Character" (examples: Sexy Kitten, Sexy Policewoman, Sexy Helen Keller, etc. etc.) Even more surprising...!!! There was no Halloween Walk of Shame to look forward to in the morning! Bummer dude! At the end of the day, I got to dress up like Barbie, and that made it an absolutely perfect Halloween. :)


SIDENOTE: For all of you readers who haven't voted for me to win a South African Blog Award, what the heck are you waiting for?!?! Come on guys... just click the link, vote for me for either Best Travel Blog or Best Entertainment Blog or both!?!! Submit email, click link in confirmation email and boom, you've done your good deed for the day. :) Once I'm famous some day you can say that you played a part in that... isn't that wonderful and fufilling!!?!!

Monday, October 31, 2011

I Need Your Help!!! :)

Hello Loyal Fans!!

First of all I would like to thank you all for helping me reach my 1,000th view... so please join me in celebrating my Happy 1,000th!!! 

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Secondly many of you will notice this fancy little button on the right hand side of this page that wasn't there before, well click on it! I need your votes so that I can win an SA Blog Award!! So please click away and vote for me!!!

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Saturday, October 29, 2011

Giraffe House

When asked if I would like to help chaperone the preschoolers on their trip to "Giraffe House" I thought HECK YES, I'd love to play with giraffes all day! Why must I be so naive?

We pull up to the Giraffe House which is this little fenced in area just between Stellenbosch and Paarl. There is a cute giraffe on the sign and I thought I was in for a day of giraffe petting. Welp, I didn't get to pet a giraffe, but I got to 'pet' many other things.

After the preschoolers went mental looking at all of the different animals that they have there they settled down for the educational portion of the day. The Afrikaans curator brought out two big bins, but you couldn't see inside of them. Then LUCKY ME, he caught me talking while he was talking and made me come up to the front so I could be his show girl. Delightful. Because I'm not terrified to death of creepy crawlies, yea right. He also made mention that he's going to speak in Afrikaans so that the poor American doesn't understand what he's saying. Nice.

Round One:
I honestly thought he was going to give me a snake (and I really don't mind snakes) because of the hissing noise that was coming from inside his hand, but no... it was a madagascar hissing cockroach. Let's pretend for a second that I didn't freak out and start shaking while screaming bloody murder and that I just accepted the cockroaches and even thought they were cool... then stop pretending and remember that I HATE BUGS WITH ALL OF MY BEING.



GROSS ME GREEN.

Round 2: Turn a frog into a prince. My friend Mr. Curator actually pushed the frog into my lips, so yea... sorry Jorg :-/




Round 3: Mr. Curator says "really, with this one please don't freak out, you have to be very still.
Tarantula. Are you kidding me?

Round 4: "Let's have Samantha stick her hand into my magic bag, then you guys say 'abra kadabra"... if you don't say it right a bunny won't come out, something worse will come out". So I looked at Mr. Curator... and I whispered "you better tell me right now if there is a bug in there because if there is there is no way in h-e-double hockey sticks that I am putting my hand in that bag." He assured me it wasn't a bug... so in I went.



Hahaha, the kids loved it.

He then had a few of the kids come up to the front...



Not going to lie, I did not expect to go to Giraffe House to face my biggest fear, but I did it and I lived to tell the story! Of course I must show you a picture of their token giraffe, Gerry. (Strange that this place was called Giraffe House and there was only one giraffe... and he didn't even live in a house?!?!? (chuckle chuckle)) The kids has a great time running along the fence with Gerry. 


Before leaving for the day Mr. Curator stopped me on my way out to ask if I wanted to hold the python. YES SIR. So he let me hold the python and it was SO AWESOME. 


All in all what a wonderful day!!

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Helderberg Wine Festival 2011

The Helderberg Wine Festival a.k.a Probably One of the Best Days of my Life took place this past weekend throughout 35 wineries in Stellenbosch and Somerset West. IT WAS PHENOMENAL. There was plenty of food, friends, wine, and sunshine. Honestly, I can't think of anything better than an entire festival dedicated to wine.


 So we began (we as in me, the Yank, and five South African hooligans) our adventure at Blaauwklippen, a beautiful wine farm in Stellenbosch. There I ate a super spicy Indian samoosa, yikes it was spicy. There I also met a super spicy Indian man, Pandham, who quickly became my new best friend due to his unlimited tasting policy.


I had the pleasure of also meeting a South African girl who couldn't have been more excited that I was from America because that is where the Kardashians are from. Like OMG they're basically like my next door neighbors! All the way across the country... Anyways... it is sad to think that the only way some people perceive America is as one big Calabasas County. WRONG-O.

After trying, ohhh 12 different wines at Blaauwklippen and eating a mediocre sausage pie it was time to move on! On to Eikendal! There I tasted an absolutely brutal Brut and a less than satisfying Savignon, then gave up on their wine, and decided to try my luck at hitting a golf ball into a kiddie pool in the middle of a pond.


Close, (well at least closer than Marco) but no cigar. After the Eikendal let-down we finished at our favorite place, Lourensford!

Lourensford granted us 11 tastings (I believe?), minus the glorious Honey Liquor (insert sad face). While they charmed us with the wine, we charmed them with our musical crystal glass orchestra.

You know you've had enough when you attempt to DJ a wine glass
Once again, Lourensford dazzled our taste buds with their wonderful wine selection and left us feeling tickled and tipsy. Another wonderful day of wine tasting. :) Can't wait for next weekend!

There, now you guys have all been in my blog. You're welcome :)