Did someone call a witch doctaaah!?

Gem of the day:
Found on the windshield...

So I know it is hard to see exactly what it says in the picture... so I've taken the time to type (word for word) it out so everyone can enjoy this little nugget of fun as much as I did...

"Just Say Yes to These problems & I will solve it. We will help you in just three days time & your treatment with us is Guaranteed

1.  Do you need your lost lover back to you?
2. Is your partner trying to divorce you?
3. Do you want to be the master controller in your love?
4. Does your penis take too long to erect after the first round?
5. Do you have low sex man power?
6. Do you want to make an abortion?
7. Do you have a court case/bad debt?
8. Do you have a friend or relative who has been denied bail in court?
9. Do you have a child? 
10. Do you want to win Lotto/Horses?
11. Do you want to pass exams?
12. Do you want to control your lover?
13. Do you need to recover your lost property in 2 hrs time?
14. Do you need accident protection against your car?
15. Need to give a testimony on our new AIDS medicine?
16. Do you need to remove stretch marks?
17. Do you need to reduce your Vagina?
18. Do you normally get bad dreams?
19. Do you normally over bleed? (Periods)

NB! Consultation is R50.00"

 SO convenient! Right above Seven Eleven! SCORE!



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